Rats overboard! On Friday morning, yet another tanker, the MV Biscaglia, was captured by Somali pirates in "Pirate Lane". Two british security guards jumped overboard from...wait what??? Something tells me their job description didn't include being the first to jump ship like rats when hired to provide something called security to the personnel on board. Still it is less forgiving for governments to step up their military action on pirates than for 2 british security guards who badly want to enjoy tea and biscuits at home rather than stand hostage with their fellow sea farers. You'd think with all that oil at stake, they'd be sending some of that military resource from the Mid East down that way! Navy Seals, commandos, SAS, I don't care. You know, under the cover of darkness, silenced H&K MP5 automatic weapons, 6-man team, knife-in-the-back sort of mission, unless that's just Hollywood.


Potential hero Arnie from Predator.


Steroids-unleashed John Rambo.


GI Jane, in the war on fashion piracy.

And if all else fails, you ring up NYPD cop, Bruce Willis, to provide some good ol' fashioned American shock and awe, blowing the whole tanker to pieces with zero civilian casualties and maximum baddie kills. Yippee ki yay, mutherf***er!  ¶ posted by Jon at 11/30/2008