Saturday, June 20, 2009
Richard Littlejohn: No comment
Since we are on the topic of Daily Mail readers and Iran is in the news, I feel I can draw attention to the comments section on this typically boneheaded piece by Britain's Florida-based anti-asylum bouncer, Richard Littlejohn. It contains references to the "Islamic province of Luton" and the idea that the "burqa is now a common sight in British towns and cities". Yes, you really can't move for the burqas. Anyway, whatever your definition of a "common sight" is, this is a pretty unpleasant article that has a weird running joke of just shoving the word "ayatollah" in front of everyone's name. Given that the writer's name in his resident USA could be reinterpreted as 'Dick Little-toilet' (urinal?) he is on shaky ground by engaging in wordplay with other people's names.
Dick Urinal's muddled clutches at satire, which resonate with well-adjusted open minds with all the harmony of a crate of bricks being tipped onto a metal floor, somehow sound like sweet butterflies rimming the inside of the ear to a section of jittery middle Englanders. In fact, we can quantify exactly how well, since the Mail's comments system has the childish but instructive capacity to 'rate' comments on the piece, in much the same way as YouTube. So those that can't get enough of his hamfisted scrawlings and make comments reflecting a fear of British Troskyism and a tidal wave of Islamism will see their stock rising with lots of thumbs up, while those that dissent or even point out basic factual errors, such as the fact that Iranian towelheads speak a different language from Arab ragwearers and therefore do not greet each other with cries of "Allahu Akbar!", will find their comment's rating piledriven deep into the world of negative double digits.
He may call them fascist, but Littlejohn is a perennial BNP favourite, which is no doubt why the top rated comment bleats that:
"You forgot to mention that 2 of our elected representatives,who were voted in quite legitimately to curb immigration,get us out of Europe and clamp down hard on crime,were pelted with eggs whilst the police looked the other way !"
At the risk of sounding like one of the grimy caption weasels at Littlejohn's former employers, The Scum, I'd like to think the police had their eyes firmly on the butt of the yoke but chose to allow justice to prevail. Meanwhile, striking a blow for common sense helped this impostor amass a formidable score of -340 on the Mail's comments rateometer:
"Richard, if you were a frequenter of British towns and cities you would know that no reporter based here is likely to comment that the burqa is a common sight, because of course it isn't."
Aaah, he thinks Littlejohn is a reporter. But seriously, at least 340, possibly more, gave this fellow the thumbs down. All this just makes me even more satisfied when Mail attempts to poll the audience by asking us when immigrants stopped beating their wives and the whole process goes tits up. Ha, and indeed, ha.
Dick Urinal's muddled clutches at satire, which resonate with well-adjusted open minds with all the harmony of a crate of bricks being tipped onto a metal floor, somehow sound like sweet butterflies rimming the inside of the ear to a section of jittery middle Englanders. In fact, we can quantify exactly how well, since the Mail's comments system has the childish but instructive capacity to 'rate' comments on the piece, in much the same way as YouTube. So those that can't get enough of his hamfisted scrawlings and make comments reflecting a fear of British Troskyism and a tidal wave of Islamism will see their stock rising with lots of thumbs up, while those that dissent or even point out basic factual errors, such as the fact that Iranian towelheads speak a different language from Arab ragwearers and therefore do not greet each other with cries of "Allahu Akbar!", will find their comment's rating piledriven deep into the world of negative double digits.
He may call them fascist, but Littlejohn is a perennial BNP favourite, which is no doubt why the top rated comment bleats that:
"You forgot to mention that 2 of our elected representatives,who were voted in quite legitimately to curb immigration,get us out of Europe and clamp down hard on crime,were pelted with eggs whilst the police looked the other way !"
At the risk of sounding like one of the grimy caption weasels at Littlejohn's former employers, The Scum, I'd like to think the police had their eyes firmly on the butt of the yoke but chose to allow justice to prevail. Meanwhile, striking a blow for common sense helped this impostor amass a formidable score of -340 on the Mail's comments rateometer:
"Richard, if you were a frequenter of British towns and cities you would know that no reporter based here is likely to comment that the burqa is a common sight, because of course it isn't."
Aaah, he thinks Littlejohn is a reporter. But seriously, at least 340, possibly more, gave this fellow the thumbs down. All this just makes me even more satisfied when Mail attempts to poll the audience by asking us when immigrants stopped beating their wives and the whole process goes tits up. Ha, and indeed, ha.
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