Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has sent you a friend request on Facebook Kim Jung Il has tagged you in those crazy new year photos and Putin has invited you to play Texas Holdem poker with him. Notice how I did not mention any English "friends" like Cameron or Gordon Brown. Cause' that's just like adding your uncle and your weird cousin.. It is an exclusive list afterall. As Obama says, "Everyone look at the person sitting on your left. Now look at the person sitting on your right. None of you have my e-mail address."

I'm talking about Obama's "Blackberry" of course, which includes applications such as Authorize Nuclear Strike. And Solitaire. His wonderfully advanced piece of gizmo that's so safe no one even knows his email. CNN also reports that "It's also likely Obama's e-mail address will change frequently to ensure it remains secure." My my, I think Mr President will find himself quite naive for a guy who makes himself out to be quite so cool. Do you really think barack.obama@hotmail.com, president44@yahoo.com or even ismokedweedbeforeiwaspresident@aol.com are addresses that haven't already been taken? Join the rest of us and stick with a boring and eternal address like obama61@gmail.com.  ¶ posted by Jon at 2/02/2009